Finally added photos of the collision to this journal (see below).
My next goal: master replication, dtc, SSIS, xslt, htc, IIS, & xml DOM manipulation.
And to register domain names that don't suck.
So far I've got:
superschema.com (to create a dynamic asyncrhonous web forum)
helixandahalf.com (for writing)
out-of-context-theater.com (for comics)
I still don't have a professional domain name for email, yet.