Heh, here's something that y'all should get a good kick out of !
Top 10 Signs You're Not a Very Good Shaman:
10. Your drum and chant ends with "Hey! Macarena!"
9. You find your animal totem in the other world, and it pees on your leg
8. Your psychic visions are interrupted by commercials
7. You're making a medicine wheel when someone comes up and starts yelling, "That's my steering wheel!"
6. Bored with the sweat lodge, you ask the guy beside you to pull your finger
5. You're asked to put out the sacred fire in your apartment
4. You put on the wolf skin and begin chanting, and then you hear a growling sound in your ear
3. Your spirit guide did ten years in the state penitentiary, wants to know where the action is
2. You believe you're taking a mind-altering substance, then your wife asks where her birth control pills are
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD SHAMAN
1. You thought Soul Retrieval was a James Brown song
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