A friend's aim profile:
Hi, many of you know me as the jovial [*Edited name*]. But this away message is of the utter most urgency and seriousness. If you care about me at all, %n, you will message **[Edited AIMname]** and say to him "no love for you".
memorable quotes from an otherwise shitty semester-
"that's like a peppermint fuck to my brain"
"no Ron, i'm dancing on this grave because i'm cold; not because i'm possessed"
"dude, i just had this dream in 372..."
"le chat?! thats a lame french name. Call me Poodle."
"he didn't even recognize me, i'm bald now... and i have boobs like Ron"